I'm going to write a country song to sing to you

It's friday night, the hurricane's all the way up to kansas city and has me alone at home feeling blue

last night at kcpl, the free country bands, really drew quite a few

had a beer, some girls in tight jeans showed some rear

a presidential election, what a great year

I write great songs for a guy with a BS as a Mechanical Engineer

huh

letterman's on my tube

I could never get that rubik cube

more than beer, I like some nice boobs

huh? yea

if that solo cup song made some money

if hugh hefner has the play boy bunnies

the hurricane rains have me home alone with out a honey

so this is a country song

it will not be much more long

shouldn't guys be arrested for wearing a thong?

huh? hell yea

if more song is what you want

repeat these lines, are there cowboys in vermont?