I was born the son with a royal flush

the lucky sperm club came down my way

a picture can be painted with a brush

that pretty girl I had a crush on makes me blush

hush hush the son born with a royal flush 

is going for the gold rush

born the son with a royal flush

the cards must have been dealt

as he asked her and knelt

un did his belt 

she must have melt as they felt

the beginning of the son born with the royal flush

american made

the very highest grade

the son would be forever displayed

a life of pure play

perhaps the survival of an air raid

the son born with a royal flush

has had to evade

many have tried to invade

they have a great amount yet that is unpaid

he made lemons into lemonaide

still the son born with a royal flush enjoys getting some 'strange' laid

the challenge, the game

he will reclaim

they never will be the same

he was born with his last name

many try to defame

The son born with the royal flush will proclaim

its fortunes, not fame

The son born with a royal flush

seldom rolls the dice

plays by the book

knows the price

he is precise , tries never to get burned twice

always on the look

sometimes been shook

encountered many crooks

a royal flush

to play the hand

the royal flush need not bluff

the son born with the royal flush has had enough